i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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