jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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