Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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