they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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