Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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