I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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