We won't sleep together?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
the liver wants what the liver wants
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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