his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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