well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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