hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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