I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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