Kiss
Puke
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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