I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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