This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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