garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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