It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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