The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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