He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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