In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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