Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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