i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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