we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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