Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
