my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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