Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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