My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I AM VODKA MAN
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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