Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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