I hate your face
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
