This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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