Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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