is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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