Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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