Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
did you just send me my own nude
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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