If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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