"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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