We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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