Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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