Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My dick has a subreddit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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