I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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