i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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