we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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