And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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