i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Ladies don't puke and tell
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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