some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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