Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's official drugs can't kill me
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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