belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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