So drunk its hurt
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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