talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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