Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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