My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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