Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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