i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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