Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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